Gangbang Slut eStimulate those memories of first time discoveries and newness of the importance of being silly and laughing about it I recently took that road back in time buddying up with my son and his reading list It was uite a gasDoctor Proctor an agingccentric synonym for zany wacko crazy mad lunatic professor given to spending his time alone in his laboratory befriends One Con Glory eleven year old Nilly and Lisa or at least they befriend him Singularly they re pretty comfortable being loners but team up for the daunting task to help Doctor Proctor figure out the mostffective use for his marvelous invention this magnanimous contribution
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global natural the industrial strength Fart Powder The drama that Defying Shadows (Rising Shadows
explodes on Canon Drive reverberates far above the fantastic level involving a mad cap chase through the sewer system of Oslo where rats and Animals You Wished Never Existed like anacondas Anna Conda hide to inescapable prisons and NASA There are serious issues at the bottom of the story than the mere gaseousxchanges of human beings bullying corruption and the illegal distribution of unknown powdery substances to children are implied More importantly the hero Nilly diminutive in size is a giant in integrity intelligence and bravery With the sharp witted dialogue fans have come to The Great Orange Leonard Scandal (Tall Tales Series; 4)
enjoy of his crime novels Nesb s imagination soars high with a wonderful motley set of characters in a rollicking adventure a brief history lesson on Oslo a bit of silliness for the young and not so young This delightful children s book is not just for children but childish adults too If you reither of the two you ll Tangled Webs (The Black Jewels,
enjoy thisDr Proctor Fart Powder is the first in the series of what is surely scentsational children s reading one I m sure to be indulging in once in a while with or without my kid s reading list Illustrations from the kindle version of this book Typically when I see a kids book with words such as fart in the title I don t give them a second glance However this book is written by one of my favourite thriller authors and the simple fact that he had written a children s a book wasnough to make me have to read the book never mind what it was called or what it was aboutSurprisingly though the book is about an invention of farting powder there is not a great deal of toilet humour to be found Perhaps it s cultural or it gets lost in translation but the humour comes from different directions I thought this was a delightful funny well written storyNilly is new in the neighbourhood he is very tiny for his age He meets neighbours Lisa on one side and Doctor Proctor on the other Dr Proctor lets them in on his latest invention which is a Farting Powder When no real use for the powder can be found they decide to sell it as a novelty item to kids but twin bullies Truls and Trym want theirs for free so Nilly gives them an A Fairly Honourable Defeat
extra shot in their powder which sends them flying up into a tree Dr Proctor has an industrial strength version of the powder which he thinks belongs safely in the hands of NASA to be used for rocketless space travel But then someone steals the industrial strength powder forvil purposesThe story is full of xcitement and adventure Nilly finds himself in xtreme situations from being sent to jail to being aten by a boa constrictor called Anna Conda The story also has a wonderful cultural appeal to it as well with plenty of inside jokes on Norway s size and not so famous status in the world It s uite amazing that Nesbo who writes such stunning adult thrillers has the ability to write such a fun whimsical children s story as well He certainly is a talented writer I highly recommend this It will appeal to both boys and girls but I d certainly add this to any Books for Boys list A hilarious romp It would be great to see Nesbo come out with "another children s book in the future Just as long as it "
children s book in the future Just as long as it t interfere with his thrillers schedule A funny book to listen to with my boys My 12 year old daughter was thoroughly unimpressed but she s pretty much always unimpressed soI loved that this book took place in Norway I loved learning things about Norway because of this The narrator did an xcellent job There s nothing a kid likes better than a good loud long fart It s ven better than a good belch Can t touch it better than a good loud long fart It s ven better than a good belch Can t touch it ntertainment lol And who knew they could be so useful For scaping from dire situations to aiding in important celebrations Even NASA might be interested in Doctor Proctor s uniue inventionThere s nothing like a children s book for a little nonsensical delight specially when it s well written And such a fun read I have read a couple of Nesbo s mysteries but was looking for something a little lighter when I came across this It hit the spot perfectl. Orie om tapt kjærlighet grusomme anakondaer dystre fangehull skumle skurker og ikke minst verdens kraftigste prompepulve.
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he chief selling point of Doctor Proctor s Fart Powder is blatantly obvious You would be hard pressed to find a child who didn t think flatulence funny And this isn t normal gas We re talking about xplosive power that makes the Threads Of The Shroud
earwax press into your head while youryes press out of it Even appealing it s odorlessThe good doctor the All Seated on the Ground
eccentric of his sedate neighborhood lives on the Oslo fjord tinkering on new inventions that like a powder intended to prevent hay fever generally disappoint him When a new kid of Lilliputian size named Nilly moves onto uiet Cannon Street things are going to change and not just because of his irreverent attitude or loud trumpet playing He boosts the confidence of the girl next door Lisa and becomes her best friend They help Doctor Proctor to understand that his powder does not have to serve any useful purpose than making children laugh in order to be profitable Nilly delivers a proper comeuppance to the bullies who rule Cannon Street Truls and Trym Trane There s much to the story though including an anaconda sliding through the sluices of the Oslo Municipal Sewer and Drainage Company huge servings of Jell O and the Big and Almost World Famous Royal Salute at Akershus Fortress the city s ancient protector in honor of Norway s Independence Dayvery May 17As you can Tell Jo Nesbo Better Jo Nesbo better for his adult crime novels has no higher goal here than unadulterated silliness What s wrong with that Widely spaced print lines and lots of charmingly primitive drawings by Mike Lowery make this slapstick saga Untitled.
easy to read Recommended for third graders on up Originally published in Norway as Doktor Proktors prumpepulver this amusing middle grade novel the first in a series of adventures featuring the titular Doctor Proctor and his two young friends draws upon the perennially popular kind of potty humor that has made titles such as The Adventures of Captain Underpants The Story of the Little Mole Who Went in Search of Whodunit and The Gas We Pass The Story of Farts so successful Opening in Oslo the very small capital city of a very small country called Norway it details the coming of pint sized Nilly to Cannon Street where he befriends his neighbors Lisa whose best friend has recently moved away and Doctor Proctor a mad scientist type forever inventing new things When Doctor Proctor s latestxperiment produces two amazing powders one that creates a loud but odorless fart the other which produces a fart so powerful that it propels the person farting into the stratosphere the three friends are pleased and xcited Nilly and Lisa see the first powder as a way to make friends at school and to raise money what kid wouldn t want to buy special fart powder while the Professor hopes that the second powder will allow him "to win back his long lost love by making him a famous inventor Things are "
win back his long lost love by making him a famous inventor Things are as simple as we d like them to be however and the nefarious Trane family obnoxious Hummer driving Mr Trane and his two bully sons Truls and Trym soon interferes going so far as to have Nilly and Doctor Proctor locked up in the city s most feared jail cell the Dungeon of the Dead while they set out to steal the farting powders Can Nilly and the doctor scape in time to foil their plot Or will Lisa left behind on Cannon Street be able to deal with the crisis on her own Chosen as our January selection over in The International Children s Book Club to which I belong in which we read a children s book from a different country Against All Odds
each month Doctor Proctor s Farting Powder is the debut children s book from celebrated Norwegian crime novelist Jo Nesb It is anntertaining tale with plenty of funny flatulence to keep young readers amused and a humorous self deprecation the constant references to Norway being such a small country the mention of the almost famous annual cannon salute to the Norwegian king who didn t rule over Jingling Daddys Bells BDSM Menage
enough for it to amount to anything the never uite on time or in tune marching bands that perform on Independence Day Norway Constitution Day that will please adult readers I can t say that it is destined to become a personal favorite but Injoyed the reading The DOS
experience and would consider reading the seuel Bubble in the Bathtub After Nilly moves he and Lisa become fast friends Together they help their neighbor Doctor Proctor to sell his remarkable invention a tasteless powder that will make you fart magnificent farts When Doctor Proctor and Nilly get arrested Lisa works to make sure the fart powder is safe and Nilly makes a spectacularscapeThe humor of this reminded me a lot of Captain Underpants There were several times that I snorted and laughed while reading It had the perfect amount of absurd Jo Nesb is the most successful En solfylt dag like før 17 mai ser Lise Against All Odds
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rwegian author of all time He has sold than 19 million books which are published in forty seven different languages globally and he is widely recognized as one of Europe s foremost crime writers ref Harry Hole series His debut children s book Doctor Proctor s Fart Powder released in 2007 sold copies in his native Norway than any other children s debut and rights have been sold in than 25 countries including the US A joint GermanNorwegian Doctor Proctor movie is also currently in productionBook trailer childrenMovie teaser Adults NB Norwegian humor content may offendA single dad Nesb dotes on his daughter Selma So close is their bond that Selma became the muse for this and other books in the Doctor Proctor series As Nesb tells it in an Sleep, Circadian Rhythms, and Metabolism
endearing interview Selma asked him over the dinner table onevening if he would consider writing a children s book Nesb asked her if she had any ideas about what the book should Treasons, Stratagems, And Spoils
entail She said that it should be a story with a girl and a little boy The boy should be shorter and smaller than the girl Selma did not like big boys at the time She also wanted the story to include a mad professor Nesb considered his daughter s reuest and said he would do it on one condition There has to be some farting Selma rolled heryes at her father she is not as fond of farting as he is and agreed to his proposal but warned Dad PLEASE don t overdo it And so Doctor Proctor was conceivedThe story takes place in a small town in Oslo Norway where a tiny young boy named Nilly has just moved into the neighborhood He and his new friend Lisa inadvertently become assistants to the Payment Due
eccentric Doctor Proctor who is trying to invent something that will make him famous And Doctor Proctor has done it He s invented a fart powder that will make people have super powerful farts with no bad smell In addition to the regular version of this powder he s also created a special powder that will lift whover ingests it into outer space It s Fartonaut Powder Nilly and Lisa decide to sell the regular powder to the kids at school making them instantly popular They along with Doctor Proctor decide to send the special powder to the scientists at NASA but before they can go through with their plans thieves decide to steal both powders Now Doctor Proctor and Nilly are in a world of trouble and Lisa needs to find a way to fix Vampireville (Vampire Kisses,
everything It won t beasy and it may just involve sewers trickery an anaconda and Pirate of the Pacific (Doc Savage,
escaping from a seemingly inescapable prison Who knew a book about farts could be so suspenseful Will Lisa Nilly and Doctor Proctor win in thend or will all of their plans ahem run out of gas I have all books in the Doctor Proctor series and this one was not the best introduction I certainly hope there is some improvement as the characters develop otherwise my journey into this series will be not be as The Rich and the Profane (Lovejoy,
enjoyable as hoped While no doubt there will be children who will pick up this book because fart is in the title the translation is very stilted throughout and some of the humor has been lost It simply was not as fart tastically funny asxpectedRating 255 HILARIOUS Took me to my childhood The kids absolutely LOVED this book Farting is a topic about which we try to downplay while being mildly amused I was skeptical that maybe this would be too gross I started to read it aloud as we drove to the grandparents house for Christmas All the while I had in mind that I could pull the plug and uit reading the while I had in mind that I could pull the plug and uit reading because I had back ups on hand It wasn t necessary to do so We were all amused by the story and the characters There are lots of places to stop and make predictions which is fun since it seems that almost nothing is too outlandish That was some of the fun because we got to laugh at the imaginative possibilities The story circles that were completed at different points throughout the story reminded me of the fun in Holes The writing is great and well thought out and the prose is nice too Nesbo doesn t spend too much time being too flowery but he isn t sparse Turbulence
either There is a nice blend of imaginative descriptions and straight forward storytellingThat was so funny If you see another funny book like Doctor Proctor get it says the 6 year old boy There was a ton of delighted laughter from the kids at the absurdities as well as the fart humor The adultsnjoyed uite a few chuckles as well Have you Tropical Bioproductivity
ever cut the cheese or let it ripxperienced the silent but deadly or laughed out loud at the idiotic college ritual of lighting a match to it been prompted to pull my finger or have accidentally stepped on a duck You must have since you are an Elizabeth Ann Seton
earthly lifeform and having been a kid at least once in your lifespan Jo Nesb s Doctor Proctor s Fart Powder Series will certainly. T vanlige Når Bulle og Lise deretter møter dennda mer uvanlige naboen Doktor Proktor Die Postmoderne Konstellation
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